"Dr. Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan: [Booth is standing at a lab table, staring] Booth?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Hey Bones, I’m thinking here.
Dr. Temperance ‘Bones’ Brennan: Thinking about what, exactly?
Dr. Camille Saroyan: Well, it’s a pickle. The platform’s a crime scene, but we need to access it to investigate the crime.
Angela Montenegro: A “cake and eat it too” situation.
Dr. Zack Addy: Is it a cake or a pickle?
Dr. Jack Hodgins: It’s Schrödinger’s Cat.
Dr. Zack Addy: THAT I understand. Cakes and pickles meant nothing to me."
"Girls like to use online dating because we want to find a guy the same way we find our favorite bra. Like, we just want our boobs to be held by somebody, like, fun and supportive."
"Tights as pants?! I can’t. If you can see your labia or buttcheeks through these things, they are not pants. I. can’t."
ONLY JUST NOW
DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES
WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD.
(Source: tipsyggnostalgic, via fdck)